1. Jon is da bomb and he would whoop anybody in anything.
2. Jon is hired by Apple.
3. Jon is a worldwide flying sensation.
4. Jon is reluctant to indulge my irrational behavior, but we prepare to leave anyway.
5. Jon is your friend. Jon is your buddy.
6. Jon is a taxpayer, which serves him right: He voted for Bill Clinton.
7. Jon is way too fucking ethnic to win this competition.
8. Jon is burning goats for heat.
9. Jon is the kind of guy who asks out the skanky waitress at the diner.
10. Jon is one of the most popular artists in Hawaii...
I tried it out of curiousity and some were too good not to share.
1. Traci is thrilled at the opportunity to work at the Barn this summer.
2. Traci is going to get good tips with those boobs.
3. Traci is a true "Valley Girl".
4. Traci is absolutely right.
5. TRACI is an acronym for - TRANSMIT, RECEIVE, AND COMMUNICATE INFORMATION.
6. Traci is een schat, wel een beetje te opgewekt.
7. Traci is best known for winning the Ms. Galaxy Competition.
8. Traci is one of the many incarnations of the powerful, lovely princess, Pacita.
9. Traci is holding Ron's turtle when he starts to poop.
10. Traci is a comedy of relationship errors keenly written by an author I'm beginning to enjoy.